"RAJNISM"- The birth of a new religion

Dear Readers!


So far I have been fed with the stories of what Buddha, Gandhi, Julius Caesar had done to the history through out my life... I have never felt their presence in the present universe though... But i have always felt the presence of one living legend, and indeed its been a great pleasure for me to live in the same era as of that legend named "Rajni Kanth"...

"Rajnism":

The primary objective of this post is to justify the birth of a new religion called "RAJNISM"...

Just like me each one of us have come across the myths of the only cherished god of this new religion "RAJNISM"... You are right! The proposed god is none other than Rajni Kanth himself...

(After going through the collection of the myths, please read the Disclaimer carefully without fail...)

Ready???... Set... Go...



Rajni vs Proverbs:

*Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajni, there is no other way...

*Time and tide wait for no man. Except Rajni...

*When somebody say, no one is perfect; Rajni takes it as his personal insult...

*If you truly desire something from your heart, Rajni conspires to make it happen...


Rajni vs facts:

*When Rajni roars, lions pee...

*Rajni's emotional scenes can even make onions cry...

*Rajni never wet his bed as a child, The bed wet itself in fear...

*Rajni doesn't breathe air, Air hides in his lungs for protection...

*Gajni was Son of Rajni...

*Rajni's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. So no one fools Rajni on April 1st...

*Rajni puts the break in break dance...

*Rajni can answer a missed call...

*Rajni can unscramble an egg...

*1989, Rajni went to Berlin, suffered from cold, sneezed, Wall of Berlin collapsed...

*Rajni can sit in the corner of a round room...

*What came first? The chicken or the egg? Rajni only knows...

*Music listens to Rajni...

*Cancer gives you cigarettes. Rajni gives cigarettes cancer...

*When Rajni enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on, just turns the darkness off...

*Fans of Rajni are well known as AIR CONDITIONERS...

*Rajni doesn't own a microwave oven because revenge is a dish best served cold...

*Aishwariya Rai takes beauty tips from Rajni...

*Rajni once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called as giraffes...

*Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary and phrases like 'how is it', 'mind it' were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajni was born...

*Rajni never had near death experience, Death once had a near Rajni experience...


Rajni vs Science:

*Rajni doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajni...

*Rajni can beat a robot because Rajni can beat any technology...

*Evolution is a myth. We exist in this world because Rajni has allowed us to...

*Rajni is faster than the speed of sound. He will slap you Left&Right together and you think its only one slap...

*Rajni doesn't hit the iron when it's hot, instead he hits the iron continuously & makes it hot & moulds it the way he wants...

*Sir Isaac Newton published law of gravity after taking approval from Rajni...

*The law of gravity existed until Rajni was born, Now he can throw any object out of this galaxy without any force...

*Rajni can turn a piece of coal into a diamond: By squeezing it in his hand...

*Rajni can spot a micro-organism from tens of 1000s of kms away, & incinerate it with his naked gaze...

*The launchpad of first successful ISRO (Indian) Rocket was nail of Rajni's left hand's fourth finger and it did not use any fuel...


Rajni vs Sports:

*Rajni once won a "Formula One" race on his bicycle...

*Rajni once got into a knife fight. The knife lost...

*When Rajni plays cricket he doesn't hit the ball for a six. He hits it for a century...

*Rajni can checkmate Vishwanathan Anand with his very first move...

*Rajni once won all four tennis grand-slams with a single serve...

*USA dropped third Atom Bomb on OSAKA, but Rajni caught it and threw it back to Moon...

*Michael Schumacher and Narain Karthikeyan once challenged Rajni in an Formula One race. Rajni won in reverse gear...

*Once Rajni won a football world cup finals for India in a penalty shoot out, He managed to score six goals in a single kick...

*When Rajni does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down...


Rajni vs Time:

*Rajni doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is...

*Rajni is so fast he always comes yesterday...

*Rajni never does Time Pass, time itself pass in his respect...

*Rajni got his driver's license at the age of 18 seconds...

*Rajni is so fast, he can run around the world and tap himself on the shoulder...


Rajni vs Google:

*Rajni's email address is gmail@rajnikanth.com

*When Rajni hits you even Google won't be able to find you...

*Even if Google fails to find you, Rajni will...


Rajni vs Opponent:

*In an average living room there are 1,000,000,000 objects Rajni could use to kill you, including the room itself...

*When Rajni is asked to kill someone he doesn't know, he pulls the trigger and tells the bullet to go & find the target...

*Rajni can kill you by slapping you in your dream...

*Rajni will slap you in dream and you will be paralyzed in reality...


Rajni vs Geography:

*There is no such thing as Global Warming...Rajni was feeling cold, so he brought the Sun closer...

*Rajni stopped breathing to control global warming... He's anyways immortal...

*Rajni can move mountains. Himalayas used to be in Antarctica till he wanted for meditating in India...

*When Rajni stares at the sun, it hides behind the clouds & it rains...

*Rajni has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there...

*Rajni does do headstands. He carries the Earth on his head...

*Rajni can moonwalk on the sun...

*Actually Moon revolves around Rajni not earth since Rajni lives on Earth...

*It wasn't a Tsunami in '2004, indeed it was just a desperate giant wave trying to touch Rajni's feet & seek his blessings...

*Rajni was cruising on Indian ocean and he sneezed, it caused Tsunami...

*It has been proven that, universe is expanding,but actually it is trying to move far from Rajni...


Rajni vs Maths:

*Rajni can divide 22/7 to a whole number...

*Rajni has counted to infinity - thrice, while he was just doing his LKG...

*Rajni can divide by zero and add zero to zero to make a billion...

*Rajni can factorize a prime number, in more than one way...


Rajni vs Economy:

*When Rajni Plays Monopoly, it affects the actual World Economy...

*Rajni can dare to think beyond IIPM...

*Once Rajni was watching TV. He commanded the show to pause right there. Thus, TataSky+ was born...


Rajni vs Hollywood movies:

*Super-Man, Bat-Man, Spider-Man, Shakti-Man, Iron-man, Hulk took training from Rajni...

*Rajni's titanic version: climax scene,Rajni came alive on sea shore with actress Kate Winslet in one hand & titanic in other hand...

*Neo (Matrix) stops bullets by himself. But seeing Rajni, bullets stop themselves...


MAY RAJNI BLESS YOU!!!....:):):)


Disclaimer:

*I just love Rajni Kanth as much as every human being of India does so...

*My intention is not to hurt any Rajni follower as i am also one of his die hard followers... Please consider this post as a pre-publicity for Endhiran (The Robot) and let me live in peace even if you find any unparliamentary words...

*The Rajni myths are carefully collected from different sources including my friends across India, my friends' tweets, and various articles... And of course i have also added some new myths...

*My major job in this post is just to categorize and add some spices to the menu...

*And i hope that every reader will agree that the menu, thus prepared so, contains 0% trans fat... So please don't take it to your heart... Instead take it to your brain (if you have one) and just laugh it off (if you can)...

LONG LIVE RAJNI!!!

"Teacher's Day"- "Teach us something new"

Cinema directors taught us how to succeed in love amidst all the adversities...
Cinema actors taught us how to lead your life in the Society...

For Example if we take the Tamil film industry, so called "Kollywood"...
Director Shankar taught us how to spend others' money unnecessarily...
Director Mani Ratnam taught us how to covert the ugly into beauty...
Directors Perarasu and Ramana taught us how to commit suicide by spending your
money watching useless movies...
Actor Rajini Kanth taught us how to convert a beggar into billionaire in a 5
minutes song...
Actor Kamal Haasan taught us how to change your faces to the situations...
Actor Vijay Kanth taught us how to destroy the terrorists ( i always wonder why
the Indian Govt did not choose the IPS officer Vijay Kandh to counter attack the
terrorists when they hit Mumbai on 26th November, 2008)... ok... ok... learnt
enough from "Kollywood"...


Corporation bus drivers taught us how to pollute your city...
Tanker lorry drivers taught us how to control the population by killing the people sleeping on the road side...

Trains of Indian railways taught us the meaning of "On Time" and "Just In Time"... Electricity board people taught us the meaning of dark in the morning...
Corporation people taught us the presence of "air" in the world ( open the water tape on the road side, you will feel the presence of "air")...

Politicians taught us how to corrupt, how to bribe, and how to promote your own family ( For example, Nehru family, Lalu prasad yadav family, Karunanithi family, Maran family, Naidu family, Reddy family, etc)...

MPs in the parliament sessions taught us how to keep your mouth shut when it really matters to speak out...
MLAs taught us the different ways of utilizing chairs, mikes and the furniture to hit your fellowmen...

Cricketers taught us how to fix your future (For example, Pakistani cricketers)...

So the situations and the people around us leaving very little for us to learn from the schools, colleges, and the educational institutions...
Still these institutions continue trying to teach us something new...
For instance, Nursery schools taught us how to carry the extra loads by making
us carry tonnes of notebooks...
School Teachers and College Lecturers taught us "how and why" to take naps during
the day time...

But the parents are thinking that we have not learnt enough from these learning centres... so they decided to send us to the tuition centres...
And these tuition centres taught the boys how to make friendship with girls of
other schools (Note: only friendship???)

On the eve of the Teacher's day, on behalf of all the learners i would like to thank all the teachers for teaching us the lessons of life...

(You may find the similarity between my expressions and Mr.Suhel Seth's...
Yes! I did learn a litte from him how to express my thoughts...
So on the teacher's day, the special Drona award goes to Mr.Suhel Seth...
Muahhh!!! ha ha ha...)

love you all...:):):)

"Looking at the beautiful world through the most beautiful woman's eyes"

Looking at the world through the woman's eyes:

My original name was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu...
I'm looking at the earth from the sky now...

"Every one in the world, Even the rich are hungry for love,
for being cared for, for being wanted,
for having someone to call their own"...

"Every time smiling at someone,
it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing"...

I wanted to convey the people that
the beauty does not lie in the outer appearance,
it sits comfortably inside the heart...
Indeed none can see the beauty,
it's just a virtual phenomenon...

"I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God
who is sending a love letter to the world"...

I'm looking at the world from the sky now...
That's why the people are calling me as an Angel of Mercy"

Yes it's me MOTHER TERESA!!!
Nice way to remember her birth centenary!!!
Arguably the most beautiful woman ever the earth witnessed!!!

The term- "success"

Any business has always been and will perhaps remain in an inherently risky position even in these modern times...
Once you are up for it, you may observe the "Danger"...
Once you succeed in it, the world may observe the "Adventure"...
The only factor which converts the "Danger" into "Adventure" is the "SUCCESS"...
Go for it!!!

"right here waiting for you!!!"

Today she traveled all the way from the sky to meet him...

He: where were you all these days???

She: my parents are not allowing me to meet you... ( she leaned on his shoulders )

Her parents shouted from the sky...

She vanished suddenly...

He: What ever it takes, i will be right here waiting for you!!!


(*****Moral of the story: yes it was raining today!!!*****)

casting:

He - The Coimbatore Soil

She - The Water Particles

Her parents - Clouds

Music by - Thunders

Cinematography - Lightening

Directed by - Jothi Basu.S.T.


( Director's review: a true love story... the whole story reminded my present day life...)

"my own business quotes"

Hi Friends!
I am just over the moon to share my feelings with you...
The overwhelming support that i earn from you and my beloved staffs is just driving me to extract the best in me...
I thought of blogging for quite some times now, but as i usually say "the life interrupts big time"...
I took a leap step forward to keep aside my personal things and i am determined to share my experience with you...
As you all know i am starting a new venture in a short while...
I shall be sharing my journey towards "the new start up" in the near future...
In the mean time i would like to put forth my own range of "business quotes"...

Here we go...



"Determination and Dedication" are better product-mix than "destiny and fortune" and yield larger revenue in terms of "success"...


"When a customer is outside of your province, the size of your organization (whether it is small or big) does matter to draw his attention... But when he is inside your province, only the size of the service does matter... At the end of the day, the service does render business not the size"...


The survivability of any business depends upon its after-math care of customers who render "business"...


"The total number of sales is directly proportional to the total number of smiles and vice versa"...


"smooth ocean never make skillful sailors... if you wanna be a winner, never bother about the road blocks... just stay and fight till achieve what you want to"...


"Change can be blessing or curse, depending on your own perspective...
Things changed... have always changed... will always change...
Adjust your attitude because You can't avoid the change but you can avoid disappointment over the change if you anticipate change"...


I shall bring more and more quotes and sayings in the coming days... and i would like to share my business experience with you and share my ideas of utilizing the student intellectual work force to produce young entrepreneurs to transform India...
I am looking forward to work with you on this particular issue... I am needing your hands now than ever!!!


Your suggestion will help to mould my deliverance in a much better way and your recognition will help to enhance my perceptions...

I am planning to blog my own experience that i thrilled in the Somalian pirates province during my sailing days... I am pretty sure that you will also feel my experience...

meet you soon...:):):)
love is god...:):):)
till later,
Jothi Basu.S.T.