“Analyzing one’s present position in the society, forecasting the futuristic behaviours, planning to change the attitudes for the sake of improving the social status, and most importantly executing the plans exactly as they have planned"...
It’s as simple as that… When an ordinary man (like me) cannot find solutions for all his day to day manageable problems, how can he set resolutions for his future???
It’s quite easy to plan something but it’s extremely hard to accomplish it according to your plans…
This is the case of an ordinary man:
For the tenth year in a row, on the eve of New Year, I have been renewing the “same” resolution that i am setting every year…
Go through it… And tell me how I can accomplish it at least by 2011…
Here we go, folks!!!
“Renewal of New year’s Resolutions”:
1.I will never consume liquor which contains alcohol less than 5% v/v… ( Consuming non-alcoholic liquors may injure my health)
2.I will speak only the truth not always but sometimes… (i.e., only when the situation demands)
3.I will never do any mal-practice in my exams… (I will just write whatever I read from my neighbours’ paper)
4.My lecturers are my not my gurus but gods… (only in my dreams)
5.I will love my boss while he applauds me… (when my contribution is nothing more than 0%)
6. I will go to my office without fail… (only on first of every month to receive my pay check)
7. I will pay my tax promptly… (while I work abroad, in India I know how to cheat the government)
8. I will obey all the traffic rules… (only when I am drunk)
9. I will never bribe any government official to perform his duties… (but I can’t control my hands offering money to the beggars)
10. All Indians are my brother-in-laws and sister-in-laws… (Except my family)
P.S. :No matter how much you worry, whatever happens, happens…
Life has to move on… Love your Life!!!
